- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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