Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

I like touching my boobs

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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