Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

whats a joke

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

The WPGA tour

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

Why? Why Not?

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

A penis walks into a bar..

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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