- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

my wife out of the kitchen

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

flavin's head

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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