- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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