- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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