- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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