Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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