- Anti Joke

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Anthony sucks

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn