Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

NASCAR being considered a sport.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

dry handjob

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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