- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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