- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

you dint have to be a jew matt

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

What comes after 69? 70

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

you gay?

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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