What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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LOL

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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