- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Long joke Your such a downey

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

woman's rights

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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