roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Badabing.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Guess what? You guessed it.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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