- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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