A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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Penis.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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