a man walked into a bar....

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Mitt Romney

Terry has ebola

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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