- Anti Joke

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop