- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

Leave. Now.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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