- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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