- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Girls soccer

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Women's Rights

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

You were born.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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