- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

911 jokes are just plane wrong

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Stephen Hawking

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

The Oakland Raiders

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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