What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

My wife made me a sandwich

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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