- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paralysed man falls over.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

whats black and strange a paki

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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