Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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Albino African Americans

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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