What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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