what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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