- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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