- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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