What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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Bob Saget

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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