drew edminstin is a rat

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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