two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Why did? Yes

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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