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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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