Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

mitchell palmer sucks

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

ur an fagit

I was watching Fox news.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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