How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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Mahmy

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Prostitution is bad.......

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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