How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

European on my shoes, buddy.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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