Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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