Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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