- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Caramel Boing.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??