A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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Fat? Jesse Z

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roak

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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