- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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