Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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