- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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like most people my age. im 27

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Steve Jobs is alive.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

SUCK MY NUTS

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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