- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

A penis walks into a bar..

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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