- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

A car walks into a bar.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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