What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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poo

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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