- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Swag.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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