- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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