- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Death by kayak

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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