- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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