why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Chris is hairy

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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