A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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whats my name? Matt

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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