- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

where is the world?

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Kevin and Ramin

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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