- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

I walk into a bar...

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