Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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What's 9 + 10 19

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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