- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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