how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

What walks on it's hands My uncle

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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