- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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