Is your refrigerator running? No.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Justin Beiber's Talent.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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