- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Ben Corbishley

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

The WNBA.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

i like it in the mouth

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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