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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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