- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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