Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

you dint have to be a jew matt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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