Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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black people

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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