Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

What? Huh?

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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