How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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Lololol

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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The WPGA tour

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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Why? Why Not?

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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