why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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