What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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