Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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