How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Knock knock

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Womens rights

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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