What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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A black man without problems.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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