- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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