Caca.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

KCLTLMBAIMWSSHTCAWGAHW

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Anti Joke

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