- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

dry handjob

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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