(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

The queen having a shit

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Women's professional sports

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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