Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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