Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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William wright is Gay

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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hey justin

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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