What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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