Is your refrigerator running? No.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Women

a man walked into a bar....

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Terry has ebola

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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