- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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