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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Badabing.

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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Anti Joke

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