When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

black people

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What's worse than this That :(

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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