- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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