- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

you suck

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

An Asian with a big dick.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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