- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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