- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

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