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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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