- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

why did you poop because you are a poop

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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