What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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