- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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