- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

a skinny sumo wrestler

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Dwight Howard

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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