A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

This is funny.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

thumb_up thumb_down -13

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Kevin and Ramin

thumb_up thumb_down -13

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

thumb_up thumb_down -13

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

thumb_up thumb_down -13

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops