Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Albert your flies undone.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

how much fish could a chicken

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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