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you will like this because i am black.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

A man walks into a bar

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Yo Momma So Fat!

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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