- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

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