What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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