- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

you dint have to be a jew matt

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What comes after 69? 70

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

you gay?

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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