- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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