Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

whats worse than gill? nothing

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Knock, Knock Who's There

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

William wright is Gay

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