- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Do you want icecream, Björn?

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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