Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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why dont they make black forks

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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