Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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