- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Arrow in the Knee!

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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